The World according to a French Wine Producer & Exporter (FUN inside)
You have all seen these funny maps of The World according to Americans, Europe according to the Brits, etc. As I get a chance to travel the World to sell wines from the South of France, I had the idea of creating a map of the World according to a French Wine Producer & Exporter. Funny and educational I hope…
So, in a nutshell…
France
#1 Wine Country (in all modesty…)
Spain & Italy
Satellites…
Canada
Playing Monopoly (including Québec, French Wine Lovers)
USA
Three Tier System > means three times more problems!!!
China
“What’s your discount for 10 containers?”
Australia
“GSM” blends (nothing like Châteauneuf du Pape…)
New Zealand
Why do you pronounce Sauvignon BlanC???
Mexico
Not there yet… More into Coca Cola & Fajitas…
Brazil
Tax, Tax, Tax…
Argentina
Malbec (pale copy of Cahors)
Sweden & Finland
Playing Monopoly
Scotland
Whiskey…
England
Former Claret drinkers
Ireland
Beer
Russia
Vodkaland
Germany
Sweet white stuff
South Africa
Pinotage??? Never heard of that…
Sub-Saharan Africa
Sadly there are some more serious emergencies here…
Middle East
No Alcohol
India
Tax, Tax, Tax
Hong Kong & Singapore
Giant Wine Cellar for rich bankers
Thaïland
Tax, tax, Tax
Vietnam, Philippines, Indonesia…
Buying lots of fake stuff from China
Japan
Real wine lovers and francophiles
South & North Poles
Anyone there???
Comments
you spelt whisky wrong for scotland.
Actually both work 🙂 WhiskY AND WhiskEY… Cheers 🙂
Bonjour Marion
Félicitations pour votre blog, c´est génial.
J´aimerai savoir si c’est possible d’avoir des bons vins de sable dans la région de Montpellier?
Merci d´avance, cordialement,
Elisaldo
Bom Dia Elisaldo 🙂 Merci beaucoup pour votre message, c’est vraiment très sympathique ! Comment avez-vous découvert mon blog ? Avez-vous fait l’AGro ? Concernant les vins de sable, j’aime beaucoup le VdP Sables du Golfe du Lion du Domaine du Petit Chaumont, conduit par les adorables Brigitte et Nathalie Bruel. A mon avis vous pouvez vous le fournir très facilement sur Montpellier. Sinon le mieux est carrément d’aller les rencontrer, c’est à 30 minutes de Montpellier 🙂 Bon sinon sachez que je nourris mon chien exclusivement au Royal Canin 🙂